I haven't dated a girl since I started Dialysis. I just don't know how to start the conversation to say that I have two tubes... and one of them is coming out of my chest, oh and by the way I'm 27 years old and I recently had to move back in with my parents. It's like the plot of a sitcom. There's been a few women whom I thought were attractive and under different circumstances I may have batted my eye brows a bit and made the duck face.
There was this one nurse at the unit when I was going, however that is a whole different awkward situation right there. While getting hooked up do I just say do you want to hook up later too? Am I miss reading the situation, are they being nice because they have to, or because I'm one of the youngest people there, most dialysis patients are of the older generations. I was basically, well who are all the women swooning over these days? Luke Perry is it? I was basically the Luke Perry of the dialysis world. So is it my cheetah like whit or my devilishly Luke Perry like hansom good looks?
So I guess that is the Ice Breaker for any attractive nerdy women reading this Blog who are into 27 year old guys that live at home and have a tube coming out of their chest.
Owen
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