The Medium is the Message.

I need ideas, that's right, I'm pulling the audience in right now, I'm breaking the 4th wall and I need you to help me out. I want to make a video of myself setting up my dialysis machine. Not just any video though, I want it from my perspective. I don't have any sort of head mounted camera though, and my best camera to take such a video is my iPhone 4 camera. Now there is such a head mounting device for the 5th Gen iPod Nano, but I don't have a 5th Gen iPod nano, I just have my iPhone 4. The gist of this is that I need your ideas of a way to mount my iPhone 4 to my head. If there is already a mounting device and its not too costly send me that info, if you have some while schematic that you drew up send me that info, I need your ideas no matter how cockamamie they may be. You can leave them as a comment, or send me an email at thisoldkidney@gmail.com. I look forward to your ideas.

Now I see that you are now perplexed. You say that I've said previously that I planned on publishing what I write here in my memoirs, so how will I ever publish a video? Well the obvious answer is it would be an extra for the Blu-ray edition of the movie based on my memoirs where Tracy Morgan plays me. Look for it by 2015.

Owen