Thursday, January 6, 2011

Urinating is overrated... or is it?

As I've mentioned before, I can no longer pass urine. Now while this medically is not a good thing, it opens up the opportunity to excel at other ventures. I like to play video games for example, and I play them online. While other plays will have to stop and leave the game to pee, I can just keep on rocking because I don't have to worry about it. The only thing that may stop me a bowel movement but I get my fiber so I'm pretty regular on that side of things.

Other things I can do is a Lord of the Rings marathon, and I'm not talking the theatrical cuts, no sir, I can marathon the 4 hour extended ones all in 1 sitting not every having to leave the couch. Hell I can make it through whole Star-Wars saga. None stop, right through and not have to leave to pee. Going to the movies, I don't have to worry for sure, I can drink their 20 liter XXL drink and still no pee.

Thats the problem though, anything I drink, it just doesn't really go anywhere, it just keeps building up around my body. A lot of it goes to my lower legs and feet, but also my face, my double chin gets bigger. It's not really urine because I don't produce any, I guess it's more just water.

I'd still trade all day Star-Wars marathons for a properly working kidney and having to pee every 10 minutes like a girl.


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